#40 hotPINKfbts
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Cheryl Yeap got pink FBTs. I want pink FBTs.
Ah, I know how it feels like now to hit the big40! (This is my 40th post:D)
Okay well the CHEM teacher gave us this worksheet on thursday or something, and the front cover is very funny.
Credits to ChemMatters Oct 86, Extracted by Mrs LimBE - I SO do not plagiarise. Credits to http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=plagiarise for ensuring my spelling of plagarise was wrong.
FANTASTIC NEW COMPOUNDS!
Washington, D.C.-Chem Matters magazine has obtained a bizarre research report describing a previously unknown class of compounds made by a new principle of chemical synthesis. Straight to the point. Points.
1. A newly discovered compound, which contains the elements indium (In) and potassium (K) can be used in ballpoint pens. Guess what, the formula is InK!
*Editor's (My) Note: I have no idea if this is really true, and you can figure the rest of the formulas on your own. Yes, it requires SOME brain power.
2. A compound with equal parts tin(Sn), oxygen(O) and boron(B), does not mix with other substances.
3. One part phosphorus(P) and nine parts potassium (K9 - editor's note: The 9 is meant to be subscript) make up this compound that was recently isolated from dog urine. (editor's note: I find this very FUNNY)
4. A very abosrobent material of equal parts sulfur(s), phosphorus(p), oxygen(o), nitrogen(n), and germanium (ge) has multiple uses.
5. A mineral of the three elements aluminium(Al), sulfur(s) and phosphorus (p) is found in a major mountain range.
6. The compound containing lithium(Li), phosphorus(p) and sulfur(s) forms a structure that enables you to smooch.
7. This chemical, sometimes found in rabbits' feet, contains one part lutetium(Lu), one part carbon(c) and one part potassium(k)
8. A compound that's helpful when you're studying for a test contains one part chromium (cr) and one part americum (am).
9. Bromine (br), iodine(i), carbon (c) and potassium(k) are found in this material that is used to build houses.
10. This compound which was banned by the churs contains one part nitrogen(n) and one part silicon(si).
11. Discovered in automobiles this compound contains one part sulfur(s) and one part gallium(ga).
12. A substance one part boron(b), one part oxygen(o) and one part astatine(at) floats on water.
13. This compound - one part aluminium(al), one part molydenum (mo) and one part neodymuium(nd)- makes a very nutty substance
14. A compound of one part potassium(k), one part nickle(ni) and one part iron(fe) penetrates many other substances.
15. Tungsten(w), rhenium(re), nitrogen(n), carbon(c), and hydrogen(h) in equal parts can form a useful tool.
16. Equal parts of carbon(c), oxygen(o), calcium(ca), cobalt(co), and lanthanum(la) will make a tasty beverage.
17. A substance that's one part cobalt(co), one part radon(rn) and one part yttrium(y) is similar to many of these examples.
Okay, this post sounds very geeky but it's very funny. For me at least.
Did that just make me sound geekier?Labels: cheryl y, funny, school
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